First, how to pick up a newborn:
Next, a nursing tip:
(but wouldn't it be nice!)
Third tip is for checking poopy bums:
And last, but not least:
If you would like to get some more helpful hints (and finish reading this book that almost made me pee my pants I was laughing so hard when I started reaidng it in the store. Hey! I am a new mom and it isn't easy to hold it in sometimes!), buy Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp. Or, if you're a close friend or family member, email me before our next get-together and I'll bring it. And you may want to bring a change of pants.
6 comments:
hilarious! I would love to give this as a gift!
you MUST bring this to our play date tomorrow! I'll just wear my swimsuit and sit in the kiddie pool to read it. The kids pee in it all the time.
I would love to read this book. It looks like a great time!
hahaha this made me laugh so much.
Thanks!!
What is this book called? I saw this book a long time ago and have been looking for it ever since!! Serious, it is the most hillarious book ever!!
It's called Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp.
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