Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Welcome to the Daydream Cafe! It's good to see you again!
Do you need a moment with the menu?
No, I know exactly what I want.
[Pulls out pad and pen.] Great! What would you like?
I've been daydreaming about the artist who'll write the music for the film version of my unpublished novel. Kind of like Simon and Garfunkel and The Graduate?
Ah, dreaming big today!
Yeah. Is that okay?
Of course! It's your daydream. So, who were you thinking about?
This is kind of embarrassing, but I've daydreaming about P!nk writing entirely original songs for my book.
Hey! Don't be embarrassed. There's nothing wrong with dreaming big.
Okay, then. I'll take the soundtrack by P!nk. And that will be all for today.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Welcome to the Daydream Cafe! I'm your server. Care to hear about our special?
Today's special consists of a heaping serving of the authors who are going to blurb your currently unpublished novel. We have quite a selection to choose from today.
Someone told me you had Robin McKinley on the menu; is she still available?
The author of Beauty and The Hero and the Crown and The Blue Sword?
Yes, and Sunshine too.
You're in luck! I believe there is only one more Robin McKinley back in the Daydream kitchen. She's been a popular one today.
Excellent! I'll take her then with a side serving of Kristin Cashore.
Nice choice! Would you like a Stephanie Meyer for dessert?
Mmm, not today, thanks. Maybe for the next novel.
Okay, we'll have that right up for you then!