Welcome to the Daydream Cafe! I'm your server. Care to hear about our special?
Yes, please.
Today's special consists of a heaping serving of the authors who are going to blurb your currently unpublished novel. We have quite a selection to choose from today.
Someone told me you had Robin McKinley on the menu; is she still available?
The author of Beauty and The Hero and the Crown and The Blue Sword?
Yes, and Sunshine too.
You're in luck! I believe there is only one more Robin McKinley back in the Daydream kitchen. She's been a popular one today.
Excellent! I'll take her then with a side serving of Kristin Cashore.
Nice choice! Would you like a Stephanie Meyer for dessert?
Mmm, not today, thanks. Maybe for the next novel.
Okay, we'll have that right up for you then!
Thanks.
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