First, how to pick up a newborn:
Next, a nursing tip:
(but wouldn't it be nice!)
Third tip is for checking poopy bums:
And last, but not least:
If you would like to get some more helpful hints (and finish reading this book that almost made me pee my pants I was laughing so hard when I started reaidng it in the store. Hey! I am a new mom and it isn't easy to hold it in sometimes!), buy Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp. Or, if you're a close friend or family member, email me before our next get-together and I'll bring it. And you may want to bring a change of pants.